Here's Your Apple Tablet In Action

It's been on the web for a little over a month but few have seemed to notice, including myself:





If this isn't the vaunted Apple Tablet, then what is it?

Apple's Netbook, Take III: Take Two Tablets & Comment Me In the Morning

As stated in my earlier post on the subject, I still think Apple will attempt to overtake the netbook market more than they will try to intro an iTablet. But the more (and more, and more) I think of it and read opinions and do research, I think that they may possibly do both - with one device! Now Introducing...

The MacBook Air Convertible!

It's a netbook, and it's a tablet. You will be able to do both depending on the task at hand.
You'll have a super-light and powerful netbook that converts to an e-Book reader tablet with the flip of a lever that slides the screen over the keyboard where it clicks into place face-up to form an e-reader / tablet when the situation calls for it.

So when you want a little, easily-transported "netbook" you've got one with Apple style running 10.5 at full laptop power. And when you just want to read an eBook at the park or on the train or wherever, you've got that too, with a switchable setting to lower power consumption so you can read for days instead of hours.

All right, there it is. Again. And hopefully Apple releases something this month before I have more time to speculate and write up a Take IV. Please!

Next Big Thing: Shazam for Facebook

Web-everywhere is spreading like wildfire, and even though the flames are tiny now, we may have never before seen a faster spread than the one we are about to experience.

If you were still wondering what's the craze about the mobile web and why it's the future, and (whether or not you use it) you still don't get Twitter, then the lightbulb is about to be switched on for you.

Do the terms Walking Encyclopedia or Photographic Memory sound at all appealing? And then some?

This video from the TED conference from way back in early 2009... is an interesting take on web-everywhere:

http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/pattie_maes_demos_the_sixth_sense.html

But I believe we're already 80% there with existing smartphones. Think iPhone around your neck with a pico projector included. Just add some stylish eyewear with video feedback capability with self-adjustable photogray lenses, and you've got a compact, comfy and cool-looking combo.

Signing in and out of Facebook (or a startup that beats them to this Holy Grail) will be a thing of the past because it will always be there (if you choose, of course).

I believe we'll see a "Shazam for Facebook" type of application by this time next year easily: wearing your always-on video phone, facial-recognition software will capture images of faces you encounter, matching them to user-submitted front-facing headshot photos (or multiples!) on Facebook, and projecting in your glasses (preferable to projecting onto the person I'd think) all the information this person has chosen to make public.

Watch the TED video, and leave me a comment on what you think this scenario is going to look like when it plays out!

Apple's Netbook: Take II

Suffice to say, I have substantially reconsidered my ideas on Apple's inevitable upcoming release of something in the "netbook" category:

Gone is the notion of an iPod TouchMax - an overgrown version of the Touch. More and more, it just doesn't seem to make sense fitting that into the "netbook" category, although the possibility of another device that is indeed a larger version of the touch, is still viable.

But I just can't see this touch screen thing sitting on a cafe table in any usable fashion, and I don't believe the netbook crowd is looking for a giant touch screen to dab around on. Not with the popularity of chat, SMS, Facebooking and blog journaling as well as document typing - on the HP Mini and Acer Aspire and such, that is...

So... Introducing...

The MacBook Air Puff

With Sony selling its version of the netbook for a retarded 900 bucks on average (with an 8" screen no less!) - wow, there's a hole in price points big enough to drive a MacBook truck through!

You're going to see an 11" screen on the Puff, because this featherweight is going to make all current netbooks look like underpowered smartphones in a rainstorm. An eleven-inch fits in very neatly along with 13, 15 and 17... and it's so perfectly "not too small, not too big"-ish. It will also be the baddest and the biggest on the inside, at least for the high-end version.

Based on this black hole in price points it looks to be selling at $499 - 699 with the former model selling like Steve Jobs' hotcakes at a Berkeley bake sale.

Timing? The real world seems to milk things longer than I think they ought to, but it just makes so much sense to release this for summer in June along with distro of iPhone 3.0 - and then hit the fall market with...

...yeah the next BIG thing: the Apple-branded digital television using LG screen technology, a device that will be as ubiquitous in college dorm rooms as white ear buds are on a New York subway.

In the world of netbook computers, maybe clouds do have silver linings... or is that just the aluminum MacBook Air Puff floating by?

Apple and the netbook

Okay, I admit that I have been thinking that Apple should have jumped on the netbook bandwagon months ago, but after actually and finally jumping on one last week for a few minutes, I can see why they didn't - at least in the form which exists - and why they should.

The Apple version will definitely be touch screen in my opinion. The current netbooks which tout their "full" keyboard feature, no matter how you slice it, comes up dinky. But I understand why it's so popular with young females in Asia with such a teensy, crowded keyboard that probably perfectly fits slighter phalanges, but for your average-sized dude, I'm not seein' it.

Apple really should release something in this form factor, though, as the ease of transport makes even an ultralight laptop seem bulky. I'm still a big fan of a larger screen personally, and would probably still go with a true notebook, but there is certainly a niche market for a smaller device.

The biggest question remaining in my mind is whether it will be a clamshell or bar style, to borrow some mobile phone terms. Problem with the "bar book" is, where and how do you prop it up while you type? With a generation used to Game Boys and PSP's, perhaps this is less of an issue, but how many emails or web addresses do you type out on a handheld gaming device? And really how good is it typing a lot on an iPhone and Touch for that matter? Any better than the crowded netbook keys that Apple complains about?

This issue has me scratching my head and thinking more along the lines of a dual touch screen a la the OLPC Project's second-generation device. Apple's prototype better pre-date this blog post or I want royalties, but what I envision is a big-screen touch with a second pop-out touch keypad, perhaps with foldable "wings" to emulate a full-sized keypad, ultra thin of course, with perhaps two recessed "legs" in the side of the main unit to prop the angle of the screen. Okay, maybe a little crazy, but visionaries aren't exactly supposed to be conservative non-risk takers, are they? This device would be both a handheld giant Touch and a desk-settable netbook all in one.

Anyhow, I have the feeling that an iPod TouchBook is not far away... even this summer is not unreasonably soon, seeing they've known about the demand for well over a year by now, and the iPod Touch is about a year and a half old by release date. And why wait for fall when the hot summer months beg for lightweight portability in any item from clothing to camping gear to travel luggage?

Gates admits Microsoft sucks

In an Associated Press article yesterday, Bill Gates is para-quoted as follows:

"Gates said he has never been 100 percent satisfied with any Microsoft product, and that the company prides itself on fixing shortcomings in later versions."

So, what he's saying is he puts out products he himself isn't happy with and is psyched to patch up the mess later? I'm certainly glad he's not my carpenter! Imagine hiring someone to do work around your home with an attitude like that? And imagine they had an 800 number you had to call (and be put on hold) in order to get these "shortcomings" taken care of? Or if you had to wait not only for the repairman to show up, but for him to hire someone else to figure out what the heck's wrong and find a solution first before he can even start to fix the crappy job he did on your kitchen or bathroom in the first place? And you couldn't even call another company because your carpenter uses tools and supplies that no other does, and so you have no choice but to wait in line with the million other unsatisfied customers with leaky windows? Wow.

How can anyone wonder why MS is not very well-liked? Would you recommend the plumber who took three weeks to fix the pipes so you could use the toilet and take a shower? I seriously don't think so. Are you thrilled that your roof leaks but it's okay because everybody else's does too?

And this guy got into Harvard? There goes the credibility of that school. And with the amount of rhetorical bullshit he throws around it seem he was right-on in the first place with that pre-law idea...

If only people would stop equating financial success with intelligence and integrity, I think the world would become a much better place.

This statement by Gates is a prescient glimpse at MS's future and explains why it upholds a standard of mediocrity.

Man, Ballmer must be on the verge of having an aneurism after that one... Your golf teammate just sliced another one into the woods, Steve, but it's only a game! Ya-hoo!

The Emancipation of Sony

Sony really did drop the ball. And you can see it on the face of every Japanese person who ogles an iBook. Pride can be a terrible thing, and we all as individuals and groups or companies need to remember this.

Went to the Westchester Mall in White Plains, New York, a few months ago: Apple's store was jammin' with at least 40 people in there, with a constant turnover. Down the hall on the lower level, Sony's little shop of horrors had one middle-aged Oriental couple with the store all to themselves, quietly fingering a Vaio and looking like the Last of the Mohicans. Totally true story.

Sony makes better headphones than Apple, that I can say, and they certainly have some good tech, but what the heck are they gonna' do come this Christmas when Apple releases its own killer video game solution? (You think they ain't workin' on it? Does EA Sports mean anything to you? And I don't mean game console in the traditional sense, but as an extension of the capabilities of the existing Mac line and the under-utilized .Mac server. The Mac does do games now, but not in a big way.)

BASF, Sun Micro, and the likes - Sony should join them as the tech behind the tech, because they are no longer a brand name. Samsung already back-doored them and took away their potential lead in things like TV's and cellphones, so they shouldn't whine too much about Apple, because they got beat long before their resurgence - in their own Asian back yard. Apple can be a convenient scapegoat for them, but they need to face the truth, drop the competitive attitude, and do some good stuff - just plain good stuff, as in both the quality and socially-conscious sense.

Anyone who signs Michael Jackson and slaps on the DRM tighter than Lara Croft's tank top deserves to be sitting on the sidelines watching the second half with Microsoft. You haven't forgotten their DRM horror show already, have you? Focus, now, focus...

And were they high on green tea or something when they brought in former CBS president Howard Stringer? Or are they drinking from the "Bushy Bowl" - to borrow a phrase from Ali G? Bringing in a freaking network television 30-plus year exec from the CBS Eye? Man, it doesn't take a crystal ball to figure out why Sony slid downhill: look at where network TV mentality has digressed. I can't even help wonder if the whole thing was U.S. gov-corp sabotage!

Come on Sony, we loved your Walkman! But you slapped us in the face with your Ivory Towerism and sneaky copy-protection plan, while wasting your time trying to diversify with the acquisition of Warner Records and now BMG. Haven't you woken up yet and smelled the rat in your coffee? Egoistic pride dies hard, buy you are dying with it, dear Sony.